"Met the love of my life..will I ever see him again? Nope. #stopfallinginlovewithstrangersdamnit"
"hey since you’re up can u-" *sits down*
Text this so that your “hey” isn’t so boring
porn always ends up on your dash
it doesn’t matter if you only follow disney blogs
you will get porn on your dash
how many followers do I need until I get random anons asking me how my day was?
i was never jealous of barbie’s body
i was jealous of all the shit she had and that fucking mansion and her pimp ass car and her hot boyfriend
jesus, take the wheel. now put it in first - no, put the clutch in and - jesus, what the fuck, you said you could drive stick
Q: What are you guys asking for christmas?
Look there’s a different colour besides black and white
Boy I ain’t talking about you I’m talking to my own reflection ♪